Her: Tina was sad today...
Him: Who’s Tina?
Her: My manicure person...
Him: Right.
Her: Lulu died...
Him: Who’s Lulu?
Her: Tina’s dog...
Him: Right.
Her: I told you about her...
Him: I
remember... the dog which is divine, is extremely fashionable and has
accessories.
Her: No... the dog Tina calls ‘Lulu divine, the
extreme fashion accessory’...
Him: Right… I mean OOH, she died?
Her: Yes, and Tina is taking it really hard...
Him: But this… this Tina person…you told me she has numerous dogs, right?
Her: Three;
Lulu, Bobo and Jingles… her babies... Bobo and Jingles are boys...
Him: Right.
Her: They wear very expensive clothes...
Him: Excuse me?
Her: She dresses them up in very
expensive clothes...
Him: For fun?
Her: I’m sure it’s fun for Tina...
Him: No I mean she dresses her dogs up for fun or
for real?
Her: Oh, for real, very very real. Their outfits
cost at least $90 a piece...
Her: She didn't tell me... I looked it up on
the ‘Pet Couture’ website...
Him: Pet what?
Her: ‘Pet Couture’. It’s an upscale pet apparel
store...
Him: Of course.
Her: Everyday
she’d bring one to work and two would stay home keeping each other company. Now
she’ll have to bring both Bobo and Jingles to work...
Him: I
think she’ll soon get another dog.
Her: You
think?
Him: Of
course, she’ll have to find a girl for her boys…. you know.
Her: Oh
I don’t think so...
Him: Come
on now, every boy needs a girl.
Her: That’s
factually incorrect; besides, Tina’s boys are neutered.
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